Yes, you read those words correctly.
Those are the words that came out of this sweet, big eyed, angel baby's mouth.
I asked him what he wanted and he said "donkey sex."
Hold. The. Phone. Why did my baby just say this to me?
"Donkey sex moomie," Moomie means movie in twin language. This is just effing great. My not even two year old wants to watch a donkey sex movie. I'm not sure where he learned it, but I know I'm not watching any donkey sex movies so that leaves just one individual who might have done it.
I was about to find Hubby and go all Kate Gosselin on him, but then Peanut said "yeah, I watch donkey and Shrek moomie too!"
Praise the Lord! He meant Shrek, not sex. That was a close one.
He did say some good things not long after though. I snuggled up next to him to watch the movie and I said "I love you Oshy." he looked at me, put his hand on my shoulder and said "I love you too Mommy." I cried. It melted my heart into mush! I have waited a long time to hear those words and it was oh so worth it.