A young lady I work with was telling me about her family member named Raleigh.
Me: "That's super cute. It's a city in North Carolina by the way."
Young lady: "Yeah, I think that's where she was conceived."
Young lady: "I think so."
Me: "In that case Ocean and Ever would be named Blankity Blank Regional Medical Center."
Young lady: "Gross! You conceived them there?"
Me: "Yeah, in a petri dish."
Young lady: "Oh yeah, I forgot about that!"
Ha ha! Even though it's too bad they weren't conceived somewhere with a cool name, or for free the old fashioned way, it is cool to be able to joke about it now. Aaaahhh, feels nice.
P.S. You are going to be seeing these pics for awhile, there are a lot of them.
P.P.S. I took the pics and made the bow and tutu. I'm not as worthless as you might think. Just because I don't cook or workout or clean doesn't mean I can't do anything!
P.P.P.S. I have special love in my heart for people who drop f bombs in the comment section. I'm serious. I love it (you know who you are).