Monday, October 24, 2011

Dumb Stuff From Pinterest

Although I am a true lover of Pinterest, I do see many a pin that make me roll my eyes.












This is obviously not true because if it were true, all of us would be skinny. When you finally fit into your skinny jeans to go out with your girlfriends and there is a big fat piece of cheesecake smothered in chocolate you eat that shit. Why? Because you know it is going to taste damn good! I know I could be skinny if I tried, but I ate a cake pop for breakfast and it was delicious. I've been skinny. It didn't feel as good as a cheeseburger. Dumb.















So you're telling me that the crush I have had on Jon Hamm for all these months is real, true love? Yippee!! I knew we were destined to be together. Dumb. This nonsensical business is for confused teenagers and what would a confused teenager be doing on Pinterest? There are way to many quotes on there that scream "I am Debbie Desperate and I can't get over my ex-boyfriend of the cat fight I just had on facebook!"









This is very poor advertising. Like a typical American, I am a visual person and respond to things that are appealing to the eyes. Let's say this pin was about the same thing, but had a hot chick sitting in a lounge chair getting a massage from a ripped topless man while her children sat in a well behaved manner smiling next to her and that is what I could get out of cleaning for 15-20 minutes a day I would definitely do it. But this? Uh, not appealing. Dumb.



Do I even need to say anything? What the hell?

9 comments:

  1. <~ officially creeped out by that last pic ... ewwwww.

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  2. I just about yacked. That last pic is disgusting. The first pic is promoting anorexia. Awesome.

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  3. That last pic is CREEPY. I'm new to Pinterest, so I haven't come across anything too wacky as of yet, but give it some time.

    I agree with you about the skinny comment. I have never been and never will be skinny. It's just not in the cards. I like carbs, cheese, beer, and chocolate.

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  4. ha! I love the cleaning ad you suggested. Now get on that and make it! I'll take a 11 X 14 size print of that ad, please!

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  5. Eeewwww... that foot pic is gross!!!

    I have not gone to pinterest... I can't get sucked into another internet thing. :-)

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  6. That foot picture is soooo gross! Ewww

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  7. That last pic is flat out creepy!

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  8. That last picture made me want to throw up. What the hell! I am with you on the cleaning picture. That would make not want to clean.

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  9. That last picture is disgusting!!!

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